"What have you observed down there Watson?"

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 01/17/2019 at 16:06 • Filed to: None

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CB > MonkeePuzzle 01/17/2019 at 16:11

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they head into their tent  for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute.

“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.”
“Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.”
“Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.”
“Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.”
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”
“What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CB 01/17/2019 at 16:15

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Older than the internet but still always funny

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 01/17/2019 at 16:17

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“Ah, Signs of recent repair but still some traces of the victim s’ blood, hair , and the faintest waft of Coffee  embedded in the interior ”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/17/2019 at 16:26

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We gotta do something about that hair

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2019 at 16:30

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/17/2019 at 16:31

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Much better.